He sprints about the house like a felid cannonball; generating audible impact tremors, catapults himself into the air; alighting thunderously upon my head, wails without deviation into my ear and finally bites my arm; satisfied that I am, at last, conscious, he deposits himself thus. Jerk.
A Classicist Writes... 
Is is just me, or are there a helluva a lot of posts entitled “Theo’s being a jerk”? 😀
But look at him – even when he’s piSSed off he’s irresistible!
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😂😂😂
Well, after all, if the jerk shoe fits…
I agree; I disparage him far too often, which is why I was compelled to add the disclaimer affirming my devotion to him 👍🏼🙂
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